Removing the bullet

If there’s anything mob movies have taught us is that if someone is shot, you must dig that bullet out.  Usually the recipient of this torture grits his teeth, sweats a little, curses a lot, and toughs it out.  In real life, most bullets do not have to be removed.  They are harmless left in place.  The body walls the bullet off.  Since I hang around people who are shot a lot, I have come up with a handy list of the times when a bullet needs to be removed:

1.  A bullet in a joint space or the globe of the eye ( this usually comes out with the eye!).

2.  A bullet IN or near a large blood vessel (risk of traveling in the vessel to the heart and lungs or compromising blood flow to surrounding tissues).

3.  Pressing on a nerve and causing pain.

4.  In an abscess ( pus collection).

5.  Bullet that has gone through the colon and is resting in muscle or bone ( it’s contaminated with poop)

Some bullets can work their way out slowly to the skin and then they can be removed easily.

So, the next time you watch a bullet being dug out of an appendage in a movie, snort condescendingly and roll your eyes in disgust.  I do.

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